Saturday, April 4, 2009

Han Solo is my new rapper name...

Because we have successfully frozen our future babies! First and foremost, I'd like to thank my ovaries for being patient with me the last few weeks. Despite the hormones, they performed quite nicely, Oscar worthy if I do say so myself. I'd also like to thank Seth's strong swimmers for fertilizing all of the mature eggs possible! He is such an overachiever. Did you know that Seth had straight A's in high school? Yea, Daddy! I didn't think I would be quite this excited with the end result, but I am absolutely elated. I'd also like to thank all the nurses and doctors, especially Frannie who gave me the sleepy time drugs and Dr. Lawson with the kind eyes, and Dr. Kazer for having a phallic medallion. If I had a million extra dollars, I would take them all on vacation or buy them flat-screen TVs, their choice.

(que dramatic music)

Hey, wait, I'm not done! This is a once and a lifetime thing and I'm not letting a little music stop me from thanking all the people who were instrumental in our baby freezing! I want to thank all of our friends, especially Des, Robyn, Courtney, Jack and Diane (two American kids, doing the best they can) and the others for your support and love. My sister for being super awesome and my parents (both sets) for all of it. Everything. Also, I want to thank our future little ones for patiently waiting to come into the world. We will make it worth your while, I promise. But most importantly, I want to thank my amazing husband for giving me shots even though it made his stomach hurt a little, making me tea, scratching my head, putting up with some moodiness and overall brattiness. Seth, you are the most amazing man in the whole world and I can't thank God enough for bringing you into my life. Thank you.


  1. So glad to hear all went well! You'll be such an awesome mommy:)

  2. Glad everything went well!

    Phallic medallions and all...

  3. Glad it went well! Congrats!!